me: baby, come over.
bf: i can’t, i’m stuck on summoner’s rift.
me: my parents arent home.
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
NOT NOW DAX I AM A BUSY MAN
Ship counselor, Deanna Troi.
Hashtag pretending to be sorry when I am in fact not sorry at all
i’m having some real problems
"My cat frequently acts like she’s a spy whose cover has just been blown." [lexisayok]