Roddenberry was Right

bigbootybirch:

me: baby, come over.

bf: i can’t, i’m stuck on summoner’s rift.

me: my parents arent home.

bf: image

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

startrekds9:

requested by frontier001

dziwaczka:

NOT NOW DAX I AM A BUSY MAN

dziwaczka:

NOT NOW DAX I AM A BUSY MAN

Deanna, my dear! It’s Mother!

sailorevan:

Ship counselor, Deanna Troi.

litlpup:

non-volerli-vittime:

Hashtag pretending to be sorry when I am in fact not sorry at all

i’m having some real problems

tastefullyoffensive:

"My cat frequently acts like she’s a spy whose cover has just been blown." [lexisayok]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My cat frequently acts like she’s a spy whose cover has just been blown." [lexisayok]